Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Corny Jokes


Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
It was two-tired.

What do you call an old snowman?
Frosty.

I would tell you a joke about peanut butter but i don’t want to spread it.

Why can’t you tell secrets in a corn field?
Because there’s too many ears.

Why can’t you play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.



Found by Elle

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